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SDHawk and Sew, Interviewed by Squall

<SquallMan> Greetings, OHR community. This is Squall; the internet's teddy bear. I'm here with SDHawk and Sew, the creators of Train: Ballade de #Sew: Le proctinationd de masse

 

<SquallMan> How are you two doing this fine day?

 

<SDHawk>    I am doing well, Squall. Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<Sew> I'm tired of all this slacking, really. ):

 

<SquallMan> Haha! You two are too much!

 

<SquallMan> Ok, next question.

 

<SquallMan> What was your inspiration for creating Train - The movie?

 

<SDHawk>    Our awe-inspiring slacking skills. Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<SquallMan> What were each of your individual involvements on this project?

 

<Sew> I didn't really.. do.. anything on it..

 

<SDHawk>    I drew things, while Hachi made all the funny jokes. Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<Sew> ..But I inspired it

 

<SquallMan> Well said, Hawk. Sew, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!

 

<Sew> I-I'm sorry?

 

<SDHawk>    Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<SquallMan> What's this, Hawk? You need to VOTE FOR TRAIN: LE BALLADE DE #SEW so that we can all PLAY THE DIRECTORS CUT?

 

<Sew> Am I allowed to ask Hawk a question?

 

<SquallMan> No, go away

 

<Sew> But I just want to know what this Directors cut is about!

 

<SDHawk>    Yes, everyone must vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse to get  Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut!

 

<SquallMan> That's a stupid question

 

<SquallMan> So, Hawk. What is the directors cut going to be about?

 

<SDHawk>    I'm glad you asked, Squall!

 

<SDHawk>    Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<SquallMan> It's so simple, yet utter genious!

 

<SquallMan> So, if you were to meet a homeless man on the road, and he was holding a gun in his hand and contiplating suicide, what would you tell him knowing that he truly didn't have anything to live for?

 

<SDHawk>    Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut!

 

<SquallMan> You are a shining ray of light!

 

<SquallMan> Now, Sew. I have a question for you

 

<Sew> Why haven't I left yet?

 

<SquallMan> How can you be sure that The Director's Cut will be released to the community?

 

<SDHawk>    Only if you vote Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest as a perfect 10/10 and everything else as a 0/0!

 

<SquallMan> Sew, you're just proving yourself more and more worthless

 

<Sew> Well, I DID do the title screen for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse

 

<SquallMan> Shut up

 

<SquallMan> I believe everybody can agree that was the WORST part of Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse

 

<SDHawk>    Vote for Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse in the Halloween contest so you can get Train: La ballade de #Sew: Le Procrationation De masse: The Director's Cut, everyone!

 

<SquallMan> There you have it, folks. The only way you can be blessed with The Director's Cut is to abandon all moral values and –

 

*SquallMan has quit (Quit: KILLED!)

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